Florida’s Authorized skilled Primary James Uthmeier merely cooked up the wildest plan however — turning the gator-infested Everglades into an immigration detention center for Trump’s mass deportation mission.

In a video posted to X on Thursday, Uthmeier chomped into his daring plan — setting up a holding center correct in gator territory, proudly calling it “Alligator Alcatraz.” His pitch? Who needs barbed wire when you’ve purchased built-in chew patrol from Florida’s most fascinating reptiles? Y’know, a bit identical to the sharks circling Alcatraz!

The 39-square-mile web site — a distant, dormant airport facility known as the Miami-Dade Collier County Teaching Facility, about an hour due west of downtown Miami — supplied to the Trump administration comes with its private landing strip for flying in undocumented immigrants and, in response to Uthmeier, might cage as a lot as 1,000 of us in merely 30 to 60 days as quickly as constructing begins.

With ICE detention services packed to the gills — holding spherical 53,000 individuals beneath Trump’s latest deportation push — Uthmeier casually pitching his scaly scheme is definitely creative, however it absolutely’s giving croc-a-doodle-doo ranges of utmost.

Moreover seems to be like like he’s purchased an element for snapping the foundations — ‘set off merely days sooner than dropping this swamp bomb, Uthmeier purchased slapped with civil contempt for ignoring a determine’s order to pause a laws specializing in undocumented immigrants. Nevertheless he merely shrugged it off, saying it was worth it to face by Trump’s agenda.