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Andy Bryon is resigning — in hilarious shame.
On Saturday, the Astronomer CEO stepped away completely from his place after two folks (strongly!) believed to be him and one other member of his firm’s govt group had been concerned in a viral second at a latest Coldplay live performance in Massachusetts.
For these whose Web connection was out all week, here’s a fast recap of what led to this choice…
Throughout Coldplay’s aforementioned present just a few days in the past, a digital camera swung round and caught Byron hugging his HR boss, Kristin Cabot, from behind.
As the large display targeted on them, Byron rapidly hid behind a barrier whereas Cabot lined her face along with her fingers. They had been clearly embarrassed and in shock and seemingly very afraid of being seen performing in such a comfy method.
“Both they’re having an affair or they’re very shy!” stated lead singer Chris Martin as the group laughed loudly… and movies of the awkward second then unfold rapidly on-line.
Days later, Byron was positioned on go away by Astronomer, which stated it was conducting an investigation into his habits.
Quick ahead to July 19 and this assertion from the corporate:
Andy Byron has tendered his resignation, and the Board of Administrators has accepted. The Board will start a seek for our subsequent Chief Government as Cofounder and Chief Product Officer Pete DeJoy continues to function interim CEO.
We attempt to not giggle typically on the private lives of people on this web site — however Andy Byron is a millionaire who headed up a billion-dollar enterprise…
… and has now been pressured out of his place as a result of he was captured on digital camera canoodling together with his co-working sidepiece at a live performance in entrance of hundreds of individuals, and whose title by no means would have been identified if he and stated sidepiece had simply acted all cool and regular once they noticed themselves on display.
It’s objectively an unimaginable flip of occasions.
“Astronomer is dedicated to the values and tradition which have guided us since our founding,” the corporate beforehand wrote on X in response to the scandal.
“Our leaders are anticipated to set the usual in each conduct and accountability. The Board of Administrators has initiated a proper investigation into this matter and we can have further particulars to share very shortly.”
The DataOps platform additionally shut down hypothesis that Byron had beforehand spoken out in a faux written assertion that started circulating the web sooner or later after the ordeal.
Up to now 36 hours, greater than 22,000 information articles had been written about Astronomer and roughly 9,000 had been written about Byron, in keeping with Muck Rack information.
They are saying no publicity is unhealthy publicity, however… properly… is that actually all the time the case?!?
Within the wake of what actually seems to be an occasion of infidelity, Byron’s spouse modified her final title on Fb after which deleted her account.
Astronomer is the corporate behind Astro, “the industry-leading information orchestration and observability platform powered by Apache Airflow,” per its firm web site.
It was estimated to be price between $1.2 and $1.3 billion after its Collection D funding spherical in Might 2025.
