Donald Trump Threatens to Seize Management of Washington, D.C. Following Assault on DOGE Staffer Edward ‘Massive Balls’ Coristine
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Earlier this week, Fox Information persona Jeanine Pirro was confirmed as US lawyer for Washington, D.C.
Now, Donald Trump’s controversial appointee could also be granted unprecedented authority, due to the president’s new push to federalize the nation’s capital.
The transfer comes within the wake of an alleged assault on Edward Coristine, an worker of the controversial DOGE company, who’s finest recognized by the nickname “Massive Balls.”


In line with a police report obtained by Politico, Coristine, 19, was assaulted by a bunch of teenage assailants.
Two suspects, a 15-year-old feminine and a 15-year-old male, have been taken into custody.
Trump lashes out at D.C. authorities following assault on DOGE employee
“Crime in Washington, D.C., is completely uncontrolled. Native ‘youths’ and gang members, some solely 14, 15, and 16-years-old, are randomly attacking, mugging, maiming, and taking pictures harmless Residents, on the similar time understanding that they are going to be virtually instantly launched,” Trump wrote on his Fact Social platform, seemingly in response to the assault.
“The Legislation in D.C. should be modified to prosecute these ‘minors’ as adults, and lock them up for a very long time, beginning at age 14. The newest sufferer was crushed mercilessly by native thugs.”
From there, Trump expounded on plans for the federal authorities to take over operation of town.


“If D.C. doesn’t get its act collectively, and rapidly, we could have no alternative however to take Federal management of the Metropolis, and run this Metropolis the way it ought to be run, and put criminals on discover that they’re not going to get away with it anymore,” he wrote, including:
“Maybe it ought to have been accomplished a very long time in the past, then this unbelievable younger man, and so many others, wouldn’t have needed to undergo the horrors of Violent Crime. If this continues, I’m going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this Metropolis. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
Trump says was Coristine was attacked by ‘bunch of thugs’
Trump doubled-down on his risk to federalize town whereas talking with reporters on Tuesday:


“I’ve to say that any individual from DOGE was very badly damage,” the president remarked, in accordance with CNN.
“A younger man who was beat up by a bunch of thugs in DC, and both they’re gonna straighten their act out within the phrases of presidency and when it comes to safety or we’re gonna need to federalize and run it the way in which it’s alleged to be run.”
“It’s time we begin taking crime extra significantly regardless of the age of the prison,” Pirro echoed in a press release issued right this moment.
“Now not can we coddle criminals whereas harmless victims are being assaulted and maimed as younger, violent criminals keep away from penalties. It’s time for this to finish.”
We’ll have additional updates on this creating story as new info turns into out there.



